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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Worst porn ever?

Couldn't help noticing the latest batch of spam in my junk filter: it's from someone named Frank (of course) and the subject header is "delightful incest videos".

Reminds me of the time Steve brought some porno mags home, having seen them on the ground by a bench where some kids hang out on BMXs, and told me it was his "responsibility" to pick them up. Although I was appalled that the stuff was in my house, it was oddly amusing porn. One magazine was about men who dress as French maids, and the other featured a lot of unsightly middle-aged men being spanked by unsightly middle-aged women.

And I mean unsightly. If you had the misfortune to be arranged a blind date with one of these women, you would walk out of the pub on first glance.

I have been trying to cure Steve of his wombling instinct, and think those pictures may have done the trick.

4 Comments:

  • At 7:02 AM, Blogger Liz said…

    I hope no-one saw him pick up the magazines!

    Did I tell you about the 'best christian porn' (that was its name) site that Chris found?

     
  • At 7:25 AM, Blogger Anna said…

    Me too!!

    Does Chris make a habit of searching for ethical porn? Personally, I don't care if it's Christian or Pagan, just get it away from me...........

    The magazines took ages and AGES to burn in the fire, too. Almost as if the publishers WANTED the damning evidence to be found.

     
  • At 7:26 AM, Blogger Anna said…

    It took me three attempts to get the stupid letter code right. On my own blog!

     
  • At 5:26 AM, Blogger Scriv said…

    http://members.bluesecurity.com

    you mind this helpful

     

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