Forget the spoons, call Killers-R-Us

If you've ever wanted to eat your own head rather than listen to your boss rant for one more minute, you might find this useful:

http://hitman.us

Q.scary but rather brilliantly written website. I can't decide if it is real or not - suspect you'd have to send a deposit to find out (they accept PayPal).

Inspirational copy:

"Instead of fiddling around with amateur killing techniques and messing up crime scenes just pick up the phone and give us a call. "